Help I can't stop farting,i ate bean soup for dinner and now my stomach swelled up and stench knocks me down?

PUNK AZZ ME WAS TOO LAZY TO COOK MY DINNER SO I ATE BEAN CHILI SOUP,AND NOW I AM LITERALLY FARTING EVERY 2-3 MINUTES THE SMELL ALONE IS ENOUGH TO GET ME UP,NOT TO MENTION THE LOUD POPPING NOISES,THE STINK GETS TRAPPED UNDER MY SHEETS AND CREATES NOXIOUS GAS FUMES,I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING A MAJOR HEART ATTACK AND IT WAS THE GAS PAIN GOING UP TO MY CHEST HELP ME DAMN IT,STOP LAUGHING U PUNK AZZES ITS SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS 4 AM SO DONT TELL ME TO GO AND GET BEANO I DONT HAVE ANY! GIVE ME A HOME REMEDY PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE