I just saw Skinny at GNC. Doesn't this seem inappropriate?

On my way into the local GNC to get my creatine and protein supplements, I stood face to face with Skinny--all 5'10" of him and his 28 slim jeans. I know what you're thinking: Skinny, inside a GNC? How will this work out? Will he cease to be Skinny if he succeeds? These are exactly the type of unanswerable questions that came to my mind as we accidentally brushed arm-to-shoulder, resulting in my beefy bicep being lacerated by his razor edge of a shoulder blade. In a state of confusion over what I had just witnessed, I approached a GNC health consultant nearby and asked for additional information about the dilemma of Skinny being inside a GNC. The consultant's response had my head spinning, as he claimed to have been Skinny before having utilized GNC himself. I'm in desperate times right now. Please please tell me if this is even possible. Can Skinny, with his flaky skin, pedophile mustache, XS t-shirt, and bad as hell attitude really become the "Guy Formerly Known As Skinny"?