Why did Obama attend a christian church for 20 plus years and get married in a christian church in Oct 1992?

and say that Jesus Christ is his personal savior if he is a secret muslim? Did he know in the late 80's and early 90's that he would have to fool Glenn Beck, who at the time was either high, or on a drunk binge, and so was forced by then drug addict beck to ume a false identity? Is this the Genius of a secret Muslim.. to have the prescience to know that an alcoholic rodeo clown might question your faith one day in your lifelong quest for the presidency, and therefore it's best to make your most personal experiences completely fake to throw off the scent of this future fox news conspiracy annalist? Makes PERFECT sense to me... It's too bad that they don't have long form confessions of faith that we could subpoena from Rev. Wright!